That Steven Spielberg and the japanese guy joke sucks

WTF DAY

2010-03-31T23:41:00.000+08:00

Saying goodbye to a friend for the last time... you get so caught up in it that all nostalgia is blurred and you get a mental block. I guess this is why people are always at a loss for words at times like this...

cny/valentine's

2010-02-14T00:56:00.004+08:00

WOW it's been exactly a year since i posted something.

so yea last year was valentine's and friday the 13th together. this year it's a Chinese new year and valentine's combo. awesome. next year? valentine's and April fools? lame.

basically me and my fellow scouts went to IKEA today to scout for stuff. and took a couple of retarded pics.

what animal is that?

the most epic part of IKEA.

v and 13

2009-02-14T23:48:00.005+08:00

Well, that's the end of valentines day. i noticed something. the day before was friday the 13th. it's the worst combo ever. Valentine's day and Friday the 13th?

WTF? it's like cupid meets jason voorhees.

nvm. LAME

"We'll write a song
that turns out the lights
when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time
speed up your breathing
just close your eyes
we'll hope it's not for nothing at all"

- Secret Valentine by We The Kings

35 questions

2008-11-19T19:53:00.004+08:00

35 Little Secrets:Be honest no matter what!

[ONE]Who was your last text from?
jordan

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
dunno

[THREE]Your relationship status?
single

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
i think.. no...

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
im feeling semi-active and feeling like punching an emo boy in the face...

[SIX] What's your brother's name?
LORENZ

[SEVEN ] What's your favorite color(s)?
green, white, yellow, orange

[EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now?
walking in orchard road, dunno why

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
if u know me, the you'll know i can be BITCHY sometimes

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
no,

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
com, music, hang out with friends and breathe, eat, sleep

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
yes

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like.
total humiliation that can kill me? or even worse... turn me into emo

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
whoa, when was it?

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
i'd do that for any1

[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
millions of things play through my mind b4 i sleep. I'M INSOMNIAC!

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
charles

[EIGHTEEN] What are your favorite songs?
What a catch, Donnie by Fall Out Boy and other songs by them. The Academy Is..., All Time Low, We The Kings and everything after

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
doing this, and listening to built to last by melee, which is set to a never ending loop

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
no1, not even myself

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
it's a plain white t (1,2,3,4) yeah!

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
my sis

[TWENTY-THREE] What is your lucky number?
nothing but i like 16

[TWENTY-FOUR] Who are your friends that are closest to you?
if u know me, u will know

[TWENTY- FIVE] Describe your life in one word?
fucked

[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?

[TWENTY-SEVEN] Who are you thinking of right now?
no1

[TWENTY- EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?
writing a write-up of myself for scouts?

[TWENTY-NINE] If you could wish for something over a birthday cake right now what would it be?
no bad luck

[THIRTY] What are you listening to?
Melee - Built to last

[THIRTY- ONE] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
i think my mom

[THIRTY- TWO] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
my mom

[THIRTY- THREE] Do you act differently around the person you like?
no...

[THIRTY- FOUR] What is your natural hair color?
im not scottish so i dont hav red hair and im not a dumb blonde. Im not emo or goth so that means i dont hav green, pink hair. so that leaves me with black. black it is...

[THIRTY-FIVE]Who was the last person to make you laugh?

my bro

that's all...

camping @ sch

2008-11-17T16:17:00.009+08:00

We camped @ sch from 14 to 16 nov. And bcoz of that, i missed cantare 2... wish 3 is gonna be next year... or better yet, parcels 2.

a lot of things happened in the camp... anyway, here are some pictures...

This is the swing we made out of scratch...

It's funny that we were all addicted to it...

The first World Scout Jamboree (from a scouting history book)

it's not 4th student... it's 4th stunt... lame.

wood and twine

relax, take it easy

My headphones, totally annihilated by an unknown idiotic psycopath

Those are exactly 103 1 meter spars... sawed perfectly by ONLY 2 ppl. It was cut using that saw and in the container is all the sawdust we accumulated.

The first World Scout Jamboree (from a scouting history book)

This is pretty self-explanatory...

2008-11-06T23:50:00.005+08:00

Went to Semb. interchange. From there, I went with Rasyid, Philemon and Amirul to Semb. beach. We were supposed to discuss e1's class outing but didn't even say anything related to it.

Instead, e2 was there, having there class outing. Rasyid and me went to borrow a bike. Then we went to the pit. I was only able to change the color of a fishball to grey. that's all.

When e2 was done swimming, they wanted to start a fire again. But can't. Even I can't. What kind of scout am I? I find it easier to cook out in the wilderness without utensils. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.......... if only ms. cheng was there. haha. joking.

JUST IN CASE... ALL I ATE WAS A PACKET OF THOSE MONSTER NOODLES, ALMOST A WHOLE MARSHMALLOW BAG AND SOME CANDIES. IS THAT TOO MUCH? IF IT WASN'T FOR ME AND RASYID, U CANT EVEN FINISH THE FOOD. HAHA.

SOME OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED...

My brother and I saw a used condom in the streets. haha. we were like, what the hell?

Watched HEROES season 3. cool. 2 episodes in 1.

2008-11-05T22:54:00.003+08:00

Went to my friend's (Jam) house to learn guitar. He and another guy (Sam) thought me and my bro (Lorenz). They were only exercises but... PATIENCE and DISCIPLINE are the foundations of becoming a GUITARHERO.

Anyway, here are some photos of the guitar we used... Lorenz said it's a HAMER EXPLORER (Sam's guitar) He said it was originally made by GIBSON.

I-T---W-A-S--F-R-E-A-K-I-N---A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

yeah

whoa

not playing, just holding

i've changed

2008-10-28T20:04:00.004+08:00

From this day on... I've become different. Something happened today that I will never forget for the rest of my life.

My friends, Sean and Alizul were playing soccer when suddenly 3 indians started playing with them. Charles and me watched the 5 of them play. They played for sometime then finally they took pictures with each other. (The 3 indians were foreigners) When the indians left, the 2 continued playing. Eventually, we decided to leave. The 3 indians saw us again then gave us an ice cream each.

Then at that moment, all 4 of us were deeply touched. We didn't even expect them to buy anything for us. We didn't even know them. Especially for Charles and me who didn't even play with them.

I'm a bastard who makes racist jokes about Indians. After this incident, this negative part of me, I hope, will be erased forever. This may sound cheesy but u dont know what the feeling's like.

I LOVE INDIANS!

I LOVE TAMIL CLASS.

2008-10-17T22:31:00.003+08:00

I LOVE TAMIL CLASS.

I was shy at first. It's a wonder why coz I was the one who should have felt... NVM.

It has a theatre inside which is so cool.

The teacher made them listen to a man 'singing' a tamil song. I laughed all the way.

A video abt a hairy dude with his band playing 'music' in front of countless ppl who had nothing better to do.

A video about a family vacation which was plain weird.

And finally, the video where they acted as 'puppets'. It was a very old one but it was funny to me.

Tamil class made me understand the whole meaning behind musicals. HAHA

2008-10-07T21:41:00.003+08:00

Math paper 2 was medium.

After school, I was in the canteen talking to my sec 4 friend. Mr Fong saw me. He asked me if my shirt is tucked in. I was damn sure it was tucked in so I showed him. Then I said "'Cher it's tucked in what," smiling in a friendly manner.

I stood up and talked to him. He told me " I'm gonna give u 10 seconds to change ur stand before my face changes"

So I was like "what?" Change my stand? So I thought it was my posture. I asked him what he meant but he kept counting. So I thought I was talking rudely to him but no, I was talking to him casually just like what every student would do. Then he asked me whether I'm right or wrong. Then I got it. I saw the back of my shirt. It wasn't tucked in. Ok, so I've done a simple mistake. Big Deal. I've admitted my mistake to him but he continued counting. Finally his countdown reached zero. "One day detention" Then I was like WHAT!? Then he thought I was arguing then he made it a 2 day detention after the exams.

Usually when a teacher catches u in this situation, there will be a short conversation and correcting the mistake and it's done. But no, don't mess with Mr Fong, especially when he has a new haircut.

Then when he was about to leave, he said "How many detentions?"

"2" I replied.

Then when he left, I just sat down and talked to my friends in astonishment.

I asked my sec 4 friend "How come ur face never get book?" Then my friends burst out laughing.

I can't believe it man, 2 days detention for a tucked out shirt? And I didn't know what 'Changing my stand' meant. Sorry mate, my english isn't that good. Then people will say, "WAH! Fong Cheng Shek power sia! 2 detentions for a tucked out shirt" When he gains this street cred, it's all because me.

This is so unfair...

4x4 attention

2008-09-13T00:15:00.004+08:00

Yeah! I was taking a bus home and I was holding my almost solved 4x4. Then 2 hot chinese girls near me saw it. One pointed at it. Then they started talking in rapid Chinese. Of course I can't understand what the hell they were talking about but I sensed an

IMPRESSED TONE.

Unfortunately for me, I heard the phrase 'act cool'. haha. so much for attention.

9/11

2008-09-11T19:04:00.002+08:00

7th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Let's all take a minute of silence for all the lost souls.

Osama bin Laden's a retarded asshole.

I know cursing him won't change anything but I'm just saying what I think of him.

1st detention/ FCS / Running through a net

2008-09-10T22:04:00.005+08:00

After 9 months, 10 days countless hours and minutes of studying in AI... I served detention for the 1st time in my life.

Mr Ong gave me and a couple of my friends 1 hour discount but it was still boring nonetheless.
Near the end of 1st hour, Ongster conducted a survey.

He said

Sometimes due to some medical conditions, boys cannot be caned. So he will be given 3 detentions as an equivalent to 1 caning. So would you rather be caned or serve 3 detentions?

He asked one boy...

Ongster: Which one would u choose?
Boy: Cane ah
Ongster: Why?
Boy: Caning so fast. Detention so slow.

Then Ongster asked the girls the same question. (If girls are allowed to be caned)

There were 3 girls and all said yes, i think.
Then the boy asked " Cane where?"

Ongster: At the butt. Where else?
Boy: I thought at the hand
Ongster: Hands have nerves so if u miss u might break the person's hand. But butt doesn't have nerves so it heals fast.

I was trying to aim for a 1 year record without detention. So close.

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I was walking past the general office with Ash when suddenly Mr Fong asked me

"Hey, u scout right? come here"

Then he pointed to Ash

"Hey u, u also scout right? Come here"

He was lecturing a girl about her tucked out shirt.

"Do you know that the whole time I'm in school, my shirt is NEVER tucked out? And it's not completely tucked all the way in. Then why is your shirt out? Let me enlighten you, you pulled it out. I can do a Science experiment with u to see if your shirt will become tucked out."

I was like, what does this have to do with us?

That whole time we were beside him during his lecture. Then suddenly he told us,

"Hey you two. Why are you eavesdropping on me?"

What the hell? He called us and he said we're eavesdropping on him. FCS has serious problems with Scouts.

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We played volleyball behind the D and T room. And it soon turned out to be a soccer match between Dhipan and Ash. The ball flew away, and Dhipan and Ash were sprinting through a series of volleyball nets. Then I saw Ash run through a net. It knocked him off his feet and landed on his ass. Then he lay down on the floor like a corpse. With the carcass of his phone beside him.

I ran to him really trying hard to control laughter. Then suddenly Dhipan LOLed and I did the same. He's okay except for a broken (not sure) arm.

How could someone run through a net? That's ridiculous

Folie à Deux

2008-09-07T18:20:00.005+08:00

Last day of sept. holidays. Bummer.

Anyway, Fall Out Boy's next album will be released on Nov. 4 this year. It's called

Folie à Deux

which means the 'shared madness of two'. Dunno what language the phrase was taken from. I think it's either French or Latin.

So far, the only song from the album that i know is 'I Don't Care'. I don't know what to say about it... i think i'll give it 3 out of 5.

I Don't Care

Fall Out Boy rocks.

ROPE BURN

2008-09-03T21:32:00.008+08:00

I learned a simple equation today.

Tying a few *spars together with some **lashings to make a square +

A time limit =

ROPE BURN

* them thick woods scouts use to build structures
** them thick ropes scouts use to tie the spars

2008-09-01T21:41:00.003+08:00

Something interesting happened today!

I was walking along a path with my friend. I was using my 4x4 cube when suddenly, WHOA! one of the pieces popped out and rolled on the metal bars of the drain. "SHIT!" i thought.

Without wasting another second, I told my friend "Yo!" and at that moment the piece WENT INTO THE DRAIN. My friend didn't even have time to react coz he was too engrossed with the newly installed Cheat device in his PSP for GTA vice city stories. When we looked at the drain, the piece was nowhere to be found.

My friend said

"Oh man, life sucks. Just forget about it."

I wasn't to give up that easily coz if one piece was missing, the whole cube would be useless. We raised the bars of the drain for a better view of what was under. But I didn't dare go inside let alone put my head inside. I wasn't going to do that in front of so many people.

So we figured that the piece was carried of by the flowing current. So we followed the current.

ME == == == == == ==
== == == == == ==

The == represents the drains. Hope u understand this diagram.
==

We looked at every drain but there was no sight of the elusive piece. In the end I gave up.
I called my friend Charles. He told me that he would give me one his 4x4 pieces so I was saved. The pieces of his 4x4 was removed and it was near impossible to put them back together so it was useless. We went to his house nearby and put one of his piece. After that the cube was as good as new.

Thx to Charles.

PS. Recently, I did something crazy by asking the cashier in Mac for a Big Breakfast at around 11 PM

Southwest campfire

2008-08-31T00:33:00.006+08:00

AI Scouts went to a campfire in SG polytechnic. It was a bit lame. 2 weeks ago we went to Beatty sec campfire and it was better ( I think)

They told us best supporting school will get a prize. (Schools who cheer for other schools)

So whenever people chant their cheers, were like

You rock man/ la dey!
I love you!
You're the best!
Bravo!
Nice one!

Besides those, 3 of us (including me) screamed like girls. haha. Because of that, we won the prize.
I screamed at one of my fellow scouts ear.

"Ouch" he said. ""Scream at the other ear so it will be balanced" haha.

The best damn thing about the school is the fact that it has 7-11 "It's a store and more!" more like, 7-11 "It's a store that scams!"
It has Bang Deli, whatever that is. I think it's a store where they sell bangladesh food.
It has a a branch of Popular
And it has a KFC coming soon. WTF!?

It also has 6 Foodcourts.
People keep asking "Siala! How many foodcourts do they have?"
Basically, I think that's the wrong question. They should be asking "How many fat people do they have here?"

Sean, Jordan, Charles and me took the 856 bus to go home at about 11.15 PM

We were damn scared to go home because the moment we alight the bus were going to be alone in the dark.

But it wasnt scary. We were just scaring ourselves. Fear is stupid. ok maybe sometimes it's useful. U have to be scared sometimes.

recent events

2008-08-28T20:13:00.002+08:00

recently, many things have happened to me and my friends

let's start by spaghetti incident. ms lee asked me if im fashioning my hair like a spaghetti. hmmm. i should consider that...

One of the most painful things that happened to me recently...
My friends were sitting on top of the monkey bars holding a spar (long wood used to make wooden structures) They dropped it and it landed ON MY HEAD. Considering the height it was dropped, how heavy it is and how fragile my head is... i think i lost 10 IQ points there.

I built a relationship (with the help of ash) between my friend and his crush. Now they know each other and it's only a matter of time before it's a great escape. That makes me a LOVE GURU. And everything I do is BUILT TO LAST.

I was the only one who dared to wear a girl's skirt (not only coz i was the only 1 brave enough to do it, it was also bcoz I was one of the few ppl who can actually fit inside that wretched thing.)
In no time other ppl like ash were also wearing it...
People will think we're either SCOTTISH OR GAY. Just for the record... WE'RE NONE. DAMN STRAIGHT.

And 2day... PTM was actually fun bcoz of the teacher's day party. awesome

Racist and SG Man from the south

2008-08-19T22:48:00.003+08:00

YO! It's the freakin 1ooth episode of my blog! I didnt do anything special for it. But why should I? I think I won't be going for the 1ooth episode special tradition but I'm going for a 101 special.

1st of all I would like to say sorry to Ash, Dhipan and possibly all Indians out there. 2day, I said A LOT of racist jokes. SERIOUS. I didn't stop cracking those cruel jokes for like... an hour? It was endless. SORRY. I love Indians. Especially when I was finding Charles coz I needed to punch him urgently. They told me that Charles was hiding behind a vending machine. I couldn't have found him there. It was the perfect hiding place.

I take back what I said abt the POWERHOUSE thing.

I was taking bus back home when thi old guy, wearing a panama-like hat carrying a plastic bag was walking around the bus turning those air con nozzles. This was his routine.

1. Play with an air-con nozzle.
2. Sit down at the nearest seat of the air-con nozzle.
3. Stand up after a while and play with another air-con nozzle.

He did this repeatedly until the he reached the end of the bus.

He's like the Singaporean version of Man From The South

2008-08-14T20:46:00.007+08:00

Long time no post. Let's start off with a Happy Bday to my cousin, Solomon. Happy Bday to him.

Mother Tongue. In the Malay Classroom. Lent my phone to Azfar. Mr Chin suddenly comes in. Saw Azfar with the phone. Told me to remove battery and sim card. Confiscated it. Asked me why I don't have any reading materials. Scolded me for it. Asked me to go and take a book even though there was only 1 minute left till the bell rang. I went for the door. Cigku Hamsani told me, "Don't be sad". I smiled. I left. End of story.

What the hell? Everybody was using their phones and only me and some other guy got our phones confiscated. Shit. Why did he come in that particular time? And when he came, why did he look like he knows that we were using my phone?

When I took it back after school...

Me: Um... u told me to see u
Mr Chin: Yes? Why were u using ur phone during class?
Me: I lent it to someone
Mr Chin: But you know the sch rules right?
Me: Yes but I since everybody was doing it, I just did it.
Mr Chin: So when ppl do it, does it mean that u should do it too?
Me: No this is just my first time doing it
Mr Chin: So why do you think you should have ur phone back? ( He asked this multiple times)
Me: Coz I'm not going to do it again. I learned my mistake.
Mr Chin: Ok so what will happen if u do it again?
Me: I'm sure it won't happen again.
Mr Chin: But WHAT IF it happens again. What do u think will be the punishment?
Me: U'll take my phone?
Mr Chin: Right. U do it again and u will NEVER (he said this with a BITTER face) see ur phone again. Understand?
Me: Yes.

Put battery and sim card and see if it still works. It worked. Done.

I was smiling throughout the whole conversation with fire but I was nervous nonetheless.

And to make it better or worse ( i dont know) Howie, Kim, Priya, Vasan and Khairul were there to watch the performance. They were a great audience, laughing all the way.

ASSALAMUALIKUM
(It's a malay word I learned) It's so confusing to say coz it has more characters than the name of my friend. (Ashwathama) Man, I had to look at 1e3's blog just to see how his name is spelled.

LOW

2008-07-27T18:22:00.004+08:00

Are my shorts really that LOW? Why am I asking this?

1. I was looking at myself at the mirror when Sumit asked me "Why are your shorts so low? It should only be this high." He showed me his. It was above his knees. "What? No way," I thought.

2. I was talking to Kim when she asked me "Bakit ang baba ng shorts mo?" (Why are your shorts so low?) I gave her a confused stare. She was the 2nd one to comment on my shorts.

3. Scouts time. We were doing foot drills when my Scouts teacher, Mr Yong, asked me " Why are your shorts so low? Look at the guy behind you, (Kok Teng) he's about the same size as you but his shorts are okay. (Above his knees). This time I was like, "What the hell?" Coming from my Scouts teacher, that proves it. So I pulled my shorts up.

What's up with my shorts?

I just changed some of the lyrics from Flo Rida's song, LOW

I had them Apple Bottom shorts [shorts]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at me
I hit the flo [I hit the flo]
Next thing you know
My shorts got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
I turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
I hit the flo [I hit the flo]
Next thing you know
My shorts got low low low low low low low low

Yes, I know it's lame

Scouts 7/11/08

2008-07-11T21:14:00.002+08:00

The Sec 3 scouts stepped up today and the sec 4's stepped down.

All the Scouts ran 5 rounds around the courtyard in front of all the uniformed groups. Gnarly

Then we had a mini concert in one of the computer labs.

First, Alizul (Singer) and Sean (Guitarist) performed Your Guardian by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Then 3 guys sang Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade

Then the main event. Mr Yong, my scouts teacher, sang Imagine by John Lennon with Guang Liang as his guitarist. He's kind of good. He can hit the high notes.

Then we played basketball and Captain's ball after that.

The best part of the day is when we lamp poled (grab every limb of a person and pull his 'that one' against a pole) Wen Sheng, our now former SPL (Senior Patrol Leader).

Unfortunately when we do this, only the butt hits the pole.

7/11/10. That's the date when I become SPL. Support me! thanks

grasshopper and scouts camp pics

2008-07-06T21:57:00.007+08:00

I was trying to catch a grasshopper that went into my room. My fingers were like 1 cm from it's tail but suddenly it flew and in a split second, it was on my hair. I frantically brushed it off my hair.

boring.

Anyway, here r some pics from the recent Scouts camp.

HAHAHA

Zhan Xing sitting on Charles's lap

RHINO

WOMANIZER

GOATS' ASSESS

Me, Hafiz and Aristle in the background

This is just a random pic. Rasyid and me in a toliet in Suntec. All the cubicles were full, so...

And that's all folks.

2008-07-04T20:02:00.002+08:00

It's Filipino-American friendship day! Awesome man.

During Science, a teacher told me

"If you fail this experiment, quit Scouts and join NCC. Scouts no point."

What the hell?! What the hell's up with that?

I'd rather be EMO than join NCC.

The Sec 4 Committee in Scouts changed today. There are now TWO SPLs. Awesome!

And I didn't like the ice cream today. Both flavors. (Honeydew and Strawberry) No wonder they were free.

Friday the 13th

2008-06-13T15:55:00.005+08:00

It's Friday the 13th. No bad luck yet. There's still no storm cloud above my head.. I'm not superstitious or anything. I'm just playing along. I mean, who would believe this crap?

Happy Friday the 13th to u all!

INDEPENDENCE DAY 08

2008-06-12T21:39:00.014+08:00

TODAY'S THE

110TH INDEPENCENCE DAY OF THE

PHILIPPINES.

AWESOME!

I'M SO PROUD TO BE

YOU HAVE TO BE ONE TO UNDERSTAND.

brochures

2008-06-09T16:57:00.004+08:00

There was a scouts CIP. I think it was 2 days ago.
We had to help in an art competition.

Charles and I had to usher people. Most of them smiled but a
few just walked past, oblivious.

We stood beside the door for like, 3 hours?

Then this lady gave us some brochures to give out to the ppl.

I was like, "Good morning, pls take one." People looked at the brochures
for one second and then walked away. What the hell?
I thought it was real easy doing this job but now
I can feel the pain of those who also do this job in MRTs, in malls and so on.
They only need to take one. They won't even realize it.

Then I told one guy to take one. He joked "One only? Can't I take all?"

I had about 50 and I only managed to give out like 7?

cube meeting

2008-05-31T22:27:00.004+08:00

I went to Suntec city with Rasyid. We went to the cube meeting.
Hong Siang and Howie were there. The cube meeting was almost boring.
Just play, buy, sell, trade cubes and impress ppl.

I met some interesting ppl.

There was this boy who is really fast in solving the cube. His record was 9.40 seconds.
That's damn fast. He memorized all the OLLs and PLLs (Faster ways to solve the cube),
which in total might be about 75.
All of these are long and sometimes might not be necessary.
A real pain in the head to remember.
You have to be a REAL nerd to do that. I can't coz I'm just a PART-TIME nerd.

And the cube critic. He gives tips to ppl on how to make their
cube smoother and judges whether a cube is good or not.
He judges the cubes like Simon Cowell. Howie and me were laughing at him.

While Rssyid and me were riding the MRT, we were playing 4x4 cubes
to attract attention. We also messed around.
I said "Ouch! My knee got stuck between the doors." and some other things like that.

Parity 4x4x4

2008-05-29T19:21:00.006+08:00

This is a 4x4x4 cube. I'm almost finished solving the
whole freakin' thing but the two pieces
there (yellow and orange) aren't in their right places. stubborn.
This is called a parity error.
Parity errors are horrid things. The world would be better off without them.

There's a way to solve this (parity algorithms) but it's really long.

This is the sequence of turns I have to do

2R*, 2B, 2U, L*, 2U, R'*, 2U, R*, 2U, 2F, R*, 2F, L'*, 2B, 2R*

If u think that's going to make your head explode,
you should see it's brothers. Let me introduce you to them.

2U*, 2L*, 2U, 2l, 2U, 2L*, 2U*, R, U', L, 2U, R', U, R, L', U', L, 2U, R', U, L', U

2U*, 2L*, 2U, 2l, 2U, 2L*, 2U* F', U', F, U, F, R', 2F, U, F, U, F', U', F, R

These things are so long and confusing that you
get the feeling that you're answering an algebra question.

There's always the easy way. You can remove those two pieces
and put them in the original order but if you're trying to impress someone,
that's the last thing you would do.

PS: Behind the 4x4x4 is a 3x3x3 signed by Urbandub.
(Can anyone tell me what the hell PS means? I really have no idea.)

BITCH

2008-05-28T23:41:00.002+08:00

Listen to what this bitch has to say to the Sichuan earthquake victims.

2008-05-28T17:00:00.005+08:00

This is a really boring quiz

1) What do you think an ideal best friend should be like?
Anti-EMO

2)If you have dream to come true, what would it be?
Why is it always dreams? Let's talk about nightmares for a change.
My worst nightmare that I don't want to come true is me being EMO.

3)Whose butt would you like to kick?
Why not cane that person's butt instead?

4)What would you do with a billion $?
Buy myself an island and start a country.

5)What's your ideal lover like?
DON'T know. EMO SUCKS

6)Which is more blessed?Loving someone or being love?
This is a really EMO question. EMO SUCKS.

7)How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I don't know coz I'm indecisive. EMO SUCKS.

8)Is there anything that made you extremely happy?
Nothing

9)Define the term "FRIENDS"
Champagne for my real friends, Real pain for my sham friends

10)If the ppl you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Ask Hong Siang and Howie

11)How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Older

12)Who are currently the most important ppl to you?
My pamilya and my friends?

13)What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Womanizer

14)Would you rather be rich but single or married but poor?
Both but I guess that's impossible.

15)What's the first thing would you like to do when you wake up?
Smash the alarm clock for waking me up.

16)Would you give all in relationship?
No. What if the person I'm with is a backstabbing whore?

17)If you fall in love with two ppl simultaneously , who would you pick?
The first one to say I love you. I'm not pro in these kind of situations. Ask Charles.

18)What type of ppl you hate?
EMO

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2008-05-28T16:50:00.001+08:00

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EVERYDAY

2008-05-25T22:07:00.003+08:00

This video is made up of a bunch of pictures of Noah Kalina for 6 years. Watch it. It's cool.

2008-05-24T00:18:00.006+08:00

sports day 08 was crap. I was extremely bored.

1. Accidentally left my phone on the floor. WTF!? Fortunately Jingsi found it and gave it to Charles and he gave back to me. Thanks to her.

2. Tried to persuade the NPCC cadets to let me go beyond the stairs. I failed.

3. This guy kept on shooting me with his bean-bullet-through-a-straw. I took it away from him and threw it away. He found another one and continued where he stopped. I got fed up. I took a full water bottle and threw it at his face. WHAM! Being hurt isn't fun so in a futile attempt to get revenge, he gave me a blow to my dikc, to take away my father's day. That move just sucks. I took his phone and dropped it. Revenge time again. He splashed me with his water bottle. "I'm wearing PE shorts, idiot!" I said.

When it was finished, we went to Junction 8 to eat (Mcdo) . Tapos may sinundan kaming dalawang tao. hahaahahahaha.

When we were tired of walking around, we hanged out at the place where you tap your EZ-link cards. We were deciding which place to go next.

Charles told Hong Siang "Come, let's go home."

He was behind Hong Siang. Hong Siang tapped his card but Charles didnt. He tricked him. We burst out laughing at Hong Siang, who was at the other side. HAHA

WAITER RETURNS 1 MILLION PESOS LEFT BY CUSTOMER

2008-05-18T00:04:00.002+08:00

I just watched the news. There's this Filipino guy. His name is Alexander "Stitch" Latag. He's a waiter. A customer ate at the restaurant he's working in. The customer left but forgot a plastic bag. This waiter saw it and thought it was just full of bad crap. But when he looked inside he saw that it was filled with good crap. There was 1 million pesos (32 198 SGD) (currency in the Philippines) inside. The customer went back for it and the waiter returned it to her. The customer was VERY happy coz she rewarded the waiter with 100 thousand pesos (3219 SGD). WTH?! That's like 10% of it. That customer must be damn rich.

EWAN KO

2008-05-17T21:48:00.000+08:00

Charles, Lorenz and me (or is it I? I don't care) wandered around Sembawang to sell donation draw tickets. We did this for 2-3 hours but we didn't earn a single cent. Why won't ppl buy? It's just $2. And if they're lucky, they could win $100 to $20 000. AT the same time they're donating money to poor people. Ppl in countries like the Philippines (my country), Myanmar, Cambodia etc.

Around 7 pm, Charles went home. Lorenz and I (or is it me? I still don't care) went home together. While walking home, a group of Indian girls were walking behind the two of us. One shouted "Sediya!". Then all of them laughed. I wondered why, then I realized I was wearing my Scouts uniform. I wanted to pretend that I couldn't see them coz it's dark and their skin, which is the color of charcoal, is camouflage. But I decided that's a thing only a Racist would do. Racial prejudice sucks.

PS: For some reason, we were laughing at trucks and lorries.

WALLS ARE DANGEROUS

2008-05-05T16:39:00.004+08:00

There's something funny about this wall...
Here are some pictures to explain what happened in an easier way.

Rasyid asked me to pass the Frisbee I was holding to him.

So I passed it to him

He was trying to catch it but it bounced of the wall and... well, you know what happened.

SORRY IF THE WRITING ON THE PICS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO READ UNLESS YOU ZOOM THEM.

nothing

2008-04-25T20:18:00.004+08:00

Today is the last math lesson by Mrs Chua - Yeo Hui Kheng coz she's going to give birth during the holidays. nooooo. Mr Fong came back. nooooo.

Played frisbee in the hall. While I was sitting, some fat guy and his butt fell on my neck. My neck and back hurt like sheet. It was really painful so I lay down on the floor first but I didn't know why I was laughing. I thought I was going to be paralyzed but luckily I was able to stand up again. lol

Today's my grandma's birthday. happy bday to her.

frisbee

2008-04-23T19:53:00.000+08:00

nag frisbee kami ngaun. long pants vs short pants daw sabi ni james kupal. siga maglaro. nasaktan braso ni fauzan tsaka tinamaan si amirul sa ulo. panalo kmi, 17-5 yata. haha. binigyan kmi ng $6 ng mga talo na ginamit para bumili ng milo.

pacute rin si kupal sa syota nya. nag rubiks cube pa. kala ko mabagal pero marunong pala mag OLL at PLL. tae.

pinaintingan ko ung cube ng pink. haha

parcels trivia

2008-04-20T00:22:00.001+08:00

chinese parents= indian children?

austria is in china?

philemon's hair was shining, as if there were glitters.

dhipan suddenly disappeared when the lights dimmed.

postmen sniff underwears?

CO conductors dance as if there's no tomorrow

for some reason we laughed throughout the whole concert.

I was in the wrong concert. I thought I was going to a My Chemical Romance concert. I was disappointed when I didn't see any electric guitars. Only saw saxophones, a bunch of chinese instruments and a dancing conductor along with some dancers. haha joking.

parcels, sundae, maggi

2008-04-19T23:51:00.003+08:00

went 2 sg conference hall(with charles, howie, zhan xing, kok teng, dhipan and 2 other girls from 1E2) 2 watch parcels in the afternoon. it was good, i guess. few ppl came. mr ong was shouting. what ever happened 2 smrt casual?

went 2 mac and we messed with the sundae. put chilli, tissue with my mucus. (try eating fries with sundae. its good)

then a lady gave charles and me free maggi. lol

i lost my PE t-shirt. i think i left it hanging on the door of a toilet cubicle in northpoint when i changed. im so stupid.

AI Achievement Day 08

2008-04-06T15:45:00.003+08:00

My first achievement day in AI.

1. Glue butt to seat to listen to teacher from 7.40 to 11

2. Eat waffle at 11

3. Fall in front of scouts stall at 11.30

4. All of us beat up Alin.

5. Charles and me accompany Arvind in Chong Pang to change his phone. Sony Ericsson W910i to Nokia N81 8GB.

6. 3 of us drink Coke Zero. It doesn't have any difference from the normal coke. Zero sugar my ass.

7. Play basketball with some various ppl.

8. Priya and Kim plays with my wallet and wouldn't give it to me.

9.Go home, eat, bathe.

10. Return to AI for achievement day. Met Don (he went coz he thought it was compulsory) and waited for Pe Thet. Went inside AI.

11. Mr Ong, the DM, told Pe Thet to get out of AI coz he wasn't a guest. So Charles and me ditched him and went back inside.

12. Watched the awardees get their prizes

13. Watch concert. Charles only watched the Concert because of his crush.

14. Stayed back to eat. (Don's only reason to stay was the food)

15. Fun

16. Get food to take home, tell guests to get lost, I mean, to leave.

17. Fall in front of Scouts stall to greet Mr Chin and to be dismissed.

18. Went home.

19. While I was riding the bus, my phone rang. (ringtone was There's a class for this by Cute is what we aim for) The msg said, "I'm behind u." It was from Rasyid. I looked behind, he was really there. haha

Charles and me were the only sec 1 scouts after the ceremony. We might have been the only sec 1s to be in the after-ceremony-party.

yoyo, nine in the afternoon, march, FT

2008-03-24T19:05:00.003+08:00

today, i saw this guy who's showing off his yoyo skills in public. i think what he was doing was a waste of time coz nobody was giving a damn about him. bastard.

at nine in the afternoon, vandamme did something to embarrass me. charles left me there. wtf?! haha.

1e1 celebrated ppl who were born on march. lame.
FT talk = come out and settle. haha

Random pic

Sumit

Birthday

2008-03-16T18:15:00.001+08:00

I just want to wish Cornelius a happy birthday. 1 year older. And 1 year smarter than everyone. cool.

2008-03-15T19:14:00.002+08:00

Out of my 47 contacts in msn... only 1 is online. What's up with that?

I think I'll do my HWs. But I don't even know what the HWs are.

I'm bored. Really bored. The only one online is Ash Martin. That's not even his real name. His real name's Pe Thet but he won't admit it.

Another one of my contacts singed in. That makes it two.

Another one signed in. Cool.

I'm really so bored.

JOBWEEK

2008-03-13T23:30:00.002+08:00

This week is our jobweek. Scouts, it has the craziest ideas. We have to earn $200-300. I've only collected $22 so far. I don't know how I'm gonna be able to collect that much. HAHA.

We (Charles, Hong siang, Pe Thet, me) went to Zheng Yu's house to scam. We we ended up the ones being scammed. ZY and her mother made us seal plastics with science experiments stuff inside them. And the plastics weren't supposed to have air inside them. Sealed them by stapling them.

Then they made us put the science stuff inside the plastics in a certain order. I know you don't really have a clue what I'm talking about. Nevermind.

We did all these things in like 2 hours and 30 minutes. And then she gave Charles and me $10 each. Did we get scammed? Probably, probably not.

The worst thing is that it was raining.

Pe Thet, Charles and me were in the middle of the road when suddenly this bastard car drove past us in lightning speed. We were splashed with water and were soaked instantly.

Can anyone check out my friendster?

2008-02-24T15:57:00.000+08:00

http://profiles.friendster.com/isawanoompaloompa

Renaldo Lapuz

2008-02-15T23:53:00.005+08:00

I love this guy!

Recently he's become more famous than Elvis, The King of Rock 'n' Roll.

He sang in American Idol this song he wrote himself called 'We're Brothers Forever'.

He's a Filipino by the way.
Filipinos ROCK!
PINOY AKO!

We're Brothers Forever by Renaldo Lapuz

"I am your brother

Your best friend forever

Singing the songs

The music that you like

We're brothers til the end of time

Together forever til the end of time

I am your brother

Your best friend forever

Singing the songs

The music that you like

We're brothers till the end of time

Together or not, you're always in my heart

Your hurting feelings

Will reign no more."

http://www.renaldolapuz.com/

I solved my first freakin' Rubik's Cube

2008-02-09T20:04:00.000+08:00

Today, after much trouble, I have triumphed in solving the mystery of the ghastly Rubik's Cube. It has frustrated millions of people and not many dare to face this terrifying beast. Special Thanks to Dan Brown for his help and to Charles Micko. Without them, I wouldn't have done it.

What? You want proof? Here!

If you want to tame this beast too, go to these URLs. Dan Brown will help you. This isn't the Dan Brown who wrote The Da Vin Ci Code. It's the Rubik's Cube- solving, Pogo-sticking and CNN 17 year old Dan Brown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQIoPyfQzM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_BBp3FPMQ

Happy Chinese New Year

2008-02-06T18:07:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year to everyone out there even if it's only the eve of chinese new year.

Today, we stayed in class for 1 hour (7. 30 - 8.30 am). Through the window, I watched YPS's lion dance. It was in the carpark. Lat year it was in the hall. The lion dance was the same, two people in the costume jumping on platforms.

Then we went to the hall tow watch the performance.

There were the girls dancing, history of CNY, the zodiac game, best costume catwalk, lion dance and the AI version of hairspray.

The lion dance was lame. Hate to admit it but YPS's lion dance was better. The performers jumped on platforms whereas the performers in AI just danced on the ground and walked around the crowd.

The AI Hairspray was about this guy called Zac (played by my scouts teacher) and this girl he has a crush on (played by a teacher I don't know). It was a musical of english and chinese songs. lame.

Then we went to YPS. Nothing much happened. Many ppl from P6 last year were there. Saw Mdm Kuek. She said "No red packets for ex-students." lol.

We went to fitness corner then Sanjeeth and Pe Thet fought with some Northland boys. One Northland boy was injured then they called their gang in Northland. Sanjeeth was safe. Pe Thet got into trouble. The gang arrived and it was only Pe Thet vs. 7 or 8 of them. Pe Thet fought 1-on-1 with one the gang members. We didn't get to see it, we left.

PS: I let Pe Thet wear my tie and he went into YPS. Mr Chin, Principal of AI, saw him. He asked why he was wearing the tie. Only AI students can wear it he said. Pe Thet wanted to transfer to AI. Mr Chin said it's going to be tough coz there aren't any space left and no one wants to transfer out. He asked Pe Thet which school he's from. He told him that he's in Northland. And Mr Chin was like, "Whoa cool man! New uniform. Nice." We told Mr Chin (Charles with me) that the shorts was cool because it's long. He said our current shorts was ok. And he said, " See they'rre shirts are tucked in." (referring to us) That was a close one coz I almost tucked out my shirt while I was going there. I thought Mr Chin was gonna go mad but it turned he's quite a good guy. That was a crazy episode.

YPS sports day pics and AI on Channel 5

2008-02-02T22:39:00.000+08:00

I was surfing YPS's website and I stumbled upon these pics. Some pics of YPS sports day o7.

I marked Lorenz and me. You can find some other faces too. If you want to see more, go to YPS's website and go to picture galleries.

I watched the news. They showed AISS and the other schools. They only showed the people on stage and Ganesh (ATTITUDE!) and the others.

Drama class and how it SUCKS

2008-02-01T21:09:00.000+08:00

We did drama today. It SUCKED. Absolutely sucked.

We were rehearsing the Tummy Beast.

I was confused so I asked the teacher. Just a question and she was already pissed. After that was settled, I tried to avoid her. But she caught me do something wrong. Just my luck.

She instantly went off her rockers and got angry at me. It was my first time doing such a fucking lame thing. Wouldn't she have given me a fucking break? To add to my problems, one of my group members (a girl which is the admin leader) was shouting at me for my mistakes. She thinks she's the teacher. She thinks she's the fucking boss just because she's the admin leader. I so fucking hate people like that. So like when I realised what I was doing wrong I said to myself, " Oh so that's why...".

When the teacher heard this damn statement, this tiny bit of damn statement made her even angrier. Asked me if I could understand instructions. She shouted that at me. And millions of spit landed by on my face. Disgusting, bitch spit. What the fuck was that about? I wasn't talking to the bastard and she got pissed by that. That's just being fucking irrational.

I was struggling to hold my fucking temper. Just because I'm a student doesn't mean she can talk to me like that. She wasn't being reasonable.

There's a term for people like this, and it's bitch. The teacher and my classmate are bitches. Sorry but this is the only word for them. If I say another word for them, like, terrbile or horrible, it would be lying and it wouldn't have justice. B-I-T-C-H-E-S

By the way, I got 5. shit. My bitch classmate got 4. Serves her right.

Scouting Orientation

2008-02-01T20:44:00.000+08:00

First we played dodge ball. We lost. haha

Then Tug of War. We won that with a little help from some illegal recruits. Yes, our patrol cheats to win.

Then the treasure hunt. We searched so long for the first clue. Ironically, it was in the room next to us when we started. lol. The clues in the library was sabotaged so the hunt was over. We don't know who did it.

4th game is blind man's path.We had to blind fold ourselves, go through obstacles. (they guided us . we crawled under tables, go up tables and chairs and cross the gaps and they were splashing you with water from the water cooler.) When I was on the table, the guide told me, " You're about to cross a gap. Hope you don't die." lol. By the way, all this fiasco happened in 1E5 classroom. And the whole floor was wet.

Last game was the water balloons. I was staring into nowhere when suddenly the scouts teacher threw a water balloon randomly at us. (We were all lined up) Of all the people who could've gotten hit, why me? And why straight in my face? lol. We were still in the same position and a scout leader called Ashwin threw another one at us, at random again, and for the second time, it hit me again staright in the face. lol What rotten luck I have.

When we were allowed to get some water balloons, I tried to get some redemption. I missed. too bad.

First CCA session of the year or is it second?

2008-01-29T19:29:00.000+08:00

Today, in scouts, wait. WHAT AM I DOING IN SCOUTS?! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN SCOUTS?! SOMEBODY TELL ME!

Well, I accept that I'm in scouts but I can't freaking believe it. Timothy's in basketball! WTF?! We watched as they did their push ups. There's no need for us to do, yet.

Then we picked our patrols. Charles and me aren't sure yet.

We played a game that's lame and cool at the same time. It went like this, we formed a circle. Inside it, in the center, there's a person. He had to touch anyone from the circle but they must be quick. For example, if the monkey, (the one in the center) wants to touch me, I must say another person's particulars. (date of birth, name, address) If he touches me before I can utter anything, then I'm it and I replace the current monkey.

Guess who had to do a forfeit? Me. lol Yes, everyone was clapping for me. The leader, Ashwin, asked me who's my favorite X-men character. I shrugged. He told me to say one character's name. I said Wolverine. I thought that was the forfeit.
But no, I was wrong. Turned out that I had to spell 'Wolverine' with my butt. (I had to spell it in the air, like you do with your finger, except I had to use my butt.)
While I was spelling it, I spelled i with a capital i. (I) Ashwin told me, he didn't like that i. I had to draw a line then jump to put the dot above.
By the time I was done, Everyone was laughing so hard, I thought they were choking. Haha. Then this other guy did the chicken dance while we sang. haha

After that, we had to practice the position we had to do when they give us the command. We laughed so much. The leader, asked Ermanda, "What are you looking at? The girls playing netball? Are they pretty?"

Then we were free.

WE ARE SCIENTISTS

2008-01-28T21:53:00.000+08:00

Today in science class, I was sitting, arms folded, listening to Mr Foong conduct his lecture. Then, he suddenly pointed to me.

"You there young man, stand up. What's your weight?"

"I think, like, 36 kg?"

Phew. I thought I was in trouble or something. I thought I was dead. Then he asked the another boy the same question.

"You?"

"45 kg."

"Both of you are wrong."

He explained why. He said mass is different from weight.

Weight is the effect of gravity on mass. It changes from location to location.

He said that when asked what your weight is, you should answer (your weight) n ( n for newtons)

Then if asked your mass, you should answer (your mass) kg

What the hell happened? What the hell!?

2008-01-25T19:41:00.000+08:00

The drama class is the lamest. Fruit salad sucks. The reading-the-poem part was mega lame. At first I was laughing so hard because I couldn't believe that we were doing that. After sometime, it grew old. The freaking teacher asked us to read the poem like, read the characters' lines.

My freaking classmates picked me. I kept saying that the Indian guy beside me should read it coz he had experience in Bollywood. lame. But some lame ppl kept shouting AJ. That sucked. I read the monster's part which was ultra lame.

The CCA Results sucked. I joked the moral class leader if I got into girl guides. I was laughing then he said I'm in scouts. I was like What the hell!? Then I lied on the floor for a while. WTF!?

I'm the only one in my class who's in scouts. sheet. Ermanda, Dhipan and Charles were shocked too.
Charles is supposed to be in basketball. And guess what, all the ppl that sucked in basketball got it as their CCA. What the hell is that about!?

Ermanda was in silent anger. Then the scouts introduced themselves to us. They were full of jokes. The teacher ran. That was weird.

And one guy from eagle patrol was too lazy to say anything about the patrol so he just said, "Eagle Patrol is the best in everything." The other guy said, "That's the summary." lol.

Mdm Kaur

2008-01-24T23:07:00.000+08:00

Mdm Kaur, our literature teacher, has many interesting catch phases like "Excuse me, hullo, are you following me?" or "Now, listen very,very carefully, excuse me, who's talking?"

But I've never heard her say this before.

Today she said "... you might think this is silly (referring to something from man from the south)... BULLSHIT!"

Out of nowhere, she shouted the last word.

That's certainly a new one.

We got beaten by a girl

2008-01-20T21:16:00.000+08:00

We played basketball and we got dominated by a girl. That's it. That's all there is to know. It's hard to steal the ball from her coz we might accidentally... you know what I mean. But she touched Lorenz's and Charles's pieces and it was like play-play to her. What the hell?

And when were going home, (Lorenz and me) we saw Xin Mao with her boyfriend or bro in the bus. Her hair was like idunno. Let me show you a picture. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/M_7/39small-2.jpg

It was like that only rounder. Everyone's eyes were like <<

Well, I still have to do my homework. Actually, it's a group work but my bastard classmates are too lazy to do it. So who's doing it? Me.

Mr Foong

2008-01-15T21:59:00.000+08:00

What happened in science class... Somebody didn't hand in the books for Mr Foong to check. Angry, he then gave us a lesson why we should take HWs seriously. He said it contributes 15% to your overall results. And about what to do when you're absent and you dunno the HW.

He ended his speech w/ an unusual statement.

He said, (pretending to be a student) "I was absent so I don't have to do your work."

Then he turned to us. He said, "That's horseshit. It's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard."

Nice one.

YPS and AI CCA open house

2008-01-12T14:06:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, there were so many P6 2007 in YPS. Some of the ppl are:

me
charles
hong siang
jeremy
nurhaini
amirah
jia cuen
lorenzo
rui qin
sok ping
hui min
hong ting
zheng yu
hudzaifah
syukri
faris

well that's all I can remember. Anyway, Hong Siang, Rui Qin, Ezekiel and me went up to the 4th floor and I went inside 6H classroom. And to my surpise, last year's register was still there and everything else that mdm kuek had posted on the notice board. I underlined my name. haha.

Hey There Nurhaini by Plain White Jordan

2008-01-09T20:03:00.000+08:00

Nurhaini Likes Jordan.
N L J

EVERYONE UNDERSTAND? CLEAR? OK.

I DON'T LIKE CYRAH.
IS THAT VERY CLEAR? IF NOT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH.

Today in AI, during recess, we (Charles and me) met this Filipino guy named Van Dam. He's in Sec 3 and he's a great basketball player. Everyone's afraid of him.They think he's fierce but to us he's not. haha.

We watched the other pupils play basketball and then someone, tripped and fell. Van Dam said, "Hey this isn't a swimming pool. No Diving." Then there was another guy who was not dribbling the ball. He was carrying it and running. Van Dam said, "Hey, don't play Rugby." Charles and me laughed so hard. Almost died laughing. And we pretended that we were cousins and told the other guys about it. LOL! So funny.

AI camping

2008-01-06T16:45:00.000+08:00

I'm typing this one day after the camp coz when I got home, I just collapsed on my bed.

Alright, the camp was somewhere between lame and cool.

The SC treated us like radios. They wanted all of us scream cheers all day long. Sec 1 OI! lame.

GAMES

We had to play this game called 'rescue'. The principal had to lie down on the ropes and get the horn which Matthew, one of the SC, said was very 'magical' without touching the floor which was 'lava'. If it was lava, how come the SC could to stand on it? Henry said people wearing the black shirt, the SC, were magical so they weren't hurt stepping the lava. Yeah, right.
Some of my classmates were telling jokes about Mr Chin, landing on the pointy top of the horn. Too malicious.

COOKING

After that, there was the cooking thing. We cooked Maggie meal, egg and hotdogs. We just put the whole lot on the mestines. To heck with it. haha. We had trouble lighting up the stove. All of lighters were out of gas. I couldn't finish the food so I gave it to one my classmates. He was still hungry.

CAMPFIRE

I don't know what to say about the campfire. They lighted up the fire at the foyer with the so called fire balls. They lighted up the two balls and then slid down the rope and reached wood and the fire ignited. lame.cool. dunno.

We just did some lame cheers. We could've sung the Campfire song song. The one in Sponge Bob. But unfortunately, we didn't. After that, we arranged some candles wrapped in aluminium foil to make the letters Ai with the fire as dot of the 'i'.

SUPPER

Complete chaos. The SC were trying to shut the hell out of everyone but to no avail. And to add to their problems, some people were picky with their foods. One of 1E1's facilitators, Evelyn, (looked like Pan Hui) was pissed. Luckily I wasn't choosy. We had Bread and Milo. I was lining up and when it was my turn to get some Milo, the SC, Ganesh, commented on my cup. She said, "Wah, very sexy." She was referring to my cup, which was slim.

BATH TIME

I didn't take a bath. So did everyone in our basha except for one. Charles didn't. Hong Siang didn't. Haha! We just brushed our teeth. Then we went back to the hall for some final briefing before we went to sleep. There was this indian guy who didn't have any slippers. he asked me to join him and take off my slippers. Maybe he felt embarrassed so I joined him. haha.

LIGHTS OUT
There were six people in our basha. I slept at the very corner. Too crampy inside. And it had fresh air. One Indian, Mr No-slippers, was complaining coz he had too sleep with Mr Stinky. Well, it wasn't my problem. One advantage of sleeping in the basha instead of the tent. If someone let out some anal air, farted in the basha, it would let out eventually. But if someone farted inside the tent, well... you probably know. Not every thing's perfect for the girls. haha.
I slpet like less or more than 3 hours. Woke up at about 4 AM. Looked at people sleeping, laughed at them. So bored. Then brushed teeth and meet in hall.

THE WALK

The longest walk I've ever done, I think. Walked the whole track where YPS did the 1.6 km run. then ate breakfast. Then while we were sitting, we said hello to everyone who walked past. LOL!
Then we had to walk to the bus. Hong Siang, who didn't sleep, said his mind was all blank. He kept pushing me to the right and I had to guide him. haha.

SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS

When we reached AI, we went to the hall. Henry was playing tne piano. He played this song called Canon Rock. Cool. We helped clean the school. Then some final briefing.

AUNTIE BOB'S SHOP

We (Me, Charles and Hong Siang) ate there, after school. We saw Diny playing PS2 (playing SvR 2007) in the barber shop beside it. And we saw Sholihin, Nurhaini and some other people walk past. End of camp.

When I was taking the bus home, there were these two SC who happened to be dating who were on the same bus with me. Just my luck. The last thing I needed.

P.S. I wore the same underwear for more than 24 hours.

Hurray! It's now officially 2008!

2008-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

Good bye 2007, Welcome 2008!!

YEAH! WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

2008, YEAH BABY!

The 987 Top 100 countdown for 2007

2007-12-31T23:06:00.001+08:00

It's not the full list but I managed to list some. 98.7 Fm's 100 Top songs. Well, top 29 at least.

29. Mika - Grace Kelly
28. The fray - How to Save a Life
27. Christina Aguilera - Hurt
26. Timbaland feat. Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado - Give it to me
25. Hinder - Lips of an Angel
24. Justin Timberlake with T.I. - My Love
23. Justin Timberlake - What goes around comes around
22. Akon feat. Snoop Dog - Wanna Something
21. Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene it's an arms race
20. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Your guardian Angel
19. The All American rejects - It ends tonight
18. Stone Sour - Looking at her through the glass
17. Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold
16. Avril Lavigne - When you're gone
15. Click Five - Jenny
14. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry
13. Boys Like Girls - The Great Escape
12. My Chemical romance - I don't love you
11. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
10. Bouncy Bouncy Smack Smack?
9. Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
8. Akon - Don't matter
7. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
6. Linkin Park - What I've Done
5. Beyonce - Irreplaceable
4. Akon - Smack That
3. Plain White T's - Hey there Delilah
2. Rihanna - Umbrella

1. My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade

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And with that, let's welcome 2008.

My Last video for 2007

2007-12-31T23:03:00.000+08:00

I made it today. My last video for this year. Thanks to all of you! Let's say good bye to this year and welcome the next.

Dec. 31, 2007 (The Last Day of 2007)

2007-12-31T22:47:00.001+08:00

It's the last day of 2007! What!?

Well, it was a cool year. I thank all the people who made it all happen. It had, what they say, the luckiest day of the whole millennium, 07/07/07 or July, 7, 2007. And the Live Earth Concert taken place on that day. Cool. Which leads me to some New Year Resolutions.

Some of them are

1. Well, do more to protect the environment. Or as Live Earth calls it, Answer The Call.

2. Comb my hair. Well, that's impossible.

3. Read more books. I've only read 59 this year, which I think isn't a lot.

4. Break all these resolutions. That's the only resolution which I think will come true. Resolutions suck. Why make them? I won't be able to keep the first 3 resolutions but I'm sure i can keep the 4th.

It's been a great year. Not that great. I'm been full of misery. Spending New Year here in Singapore's kind of lonely. Too quiet. In the Philippines, it's the noisiest. Fireworks everywhere.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!

How Lansky stole Christmas

2007-12-27T22:19:00.000+08:00

On the night Dec. 24, Christmas eve, we went to Costa Resort. We celebrated Xmas in those chalet thingies. We didn't really celebrate. Lorenz, Charles, Lansky and me just ate and played our PSPs until Christmas. Played Dragon Ball, AD-HOC mode. Lorenz was unbeatable. A video game prodigy.

After that, it was lights out. Before we slept, we fooled around by acting like gays. ( Charles, Lorenz and me hugged each other) Sick. I slept beside Charles. Lorenz slept beside Lansky.

We really couldn't sleep. Around 3.30 am, I fell asleep. Charles, Lorenz and Lansky too. But Charles woke me up at about 4.50 and I couldn't sleep anymore. We just talked about stuff until 7 am. After brushing our teeth, we went straight to playing PSP again. We're nerds.

Then it was breakfast. We ate hotcakes in McDonald's . Our drinks? Coke. Yes, we drank coke for breakfast. Best drink to wake you up and put you to your senses.

After breakfast, it was swimming. Swam for 1 and a half hour. Then we took a bath. Lorenz, Charles and me were in the same bathroom at the same time. Sick, right? But we're not that perverted. We still had our swimming shorts and underwear while we bathed. haha.

At about 12.30, we went home. Cool Xmas.

Christmas

2007-12-25T14:55:00.000+08:00

It's Christmas, my favorite time of the year. Merry Christmas to all of you and Happy Birth Day Jesus!

A Registration which was the lamest in the Nation and neither Evaporation nor Constipation concerns it.

2007-12-21T15:29:00.000+08:00

Words in the title rhyme.

Anyway, we went to AI to register. I'm in 1E1. It was kind of lame. Briefing, trying on uniforms and some talking with the teachers. Some familiar faces I saw there.

Charles
Hong Siang
Dhipan
Dylan
Ermanda
Nurhaini
Marliana
Sabrina
Daramin
Sholihin
Ishafiq
Nicole

Well, that's what I can remember. Lorenz wasn't with us. He's gonna be in YSS. ****. Now were one short. It won't be the same without Lorenz.

After my the registration in AI, we went to YSS to meet up with Lorenz. YSS's hall was smaller but less boring coz they were playing some songs.
I heard Good Charlotte and Amber Pacific.

Oh, I forgot someone in AI. He's the one, the only

TIMOTHEUS JEREMIAH THOMAS AKA

TIMOTHY NG!

THE T-BRAIN.

I didn't believe my eyes. lol.

Next year I'm in...?

2007-12-19T11:35:00.001+08:00

Not YTSS? That means... I'm in.... AI.... next year... WTF!? ASS!!!

Here are the pros and cons of me in AI.

Pros:
1. None, as far as I can see.

Cons:
1. It's beside YPS. Man, I hate that school.
2. Lorenz isn't in AI. He's in YSS.

Charles is waiting in YPS, right at this very moment so I still don't know which school he's gonna get.

Now I know where Charles is going, AI. But Zheng Yu is in Orchid Park. So I reckon he'll transfer. Is that possible? dunno.

Some people's schools,

1. Jeremy - North Brooks?
2. Ermanda - AI
3. Nurhaini - AI
4. Gerard (WAY) - North Brooks
5. Siting - Chung Cheng
6. Zheng Yu (Mrs. Macuha) - Orchid Park
7. Shabab - Victoria school
8. Cornelius - RI
9. Kai Ming - ASS!

Congratulations to all of you!!!

Blink 182's Rockshow acoustic cover

2007-12-19T00:25:00.000+08:00

This is our first recorded cover. The song's Rockshow by Blink 182. I think it's pretty obvious who sang and who played the guitar. Please watch it. Thanks, appreciate it. The guitarist and the singer are pros.

We just finished watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2007-12-17T02:18:00.000+08:00

It's 2:23 in the morning. Just finished watching it with Lorenz. We're up so late? And now I'm gonna sleep. I'm gonna put the details later... when I wake up.

I'm back. We watched Order of the Phoenix in this cool site, www.gaiaonline.com Well, the movie wasn't that good. And it wasn't that bad either. Er, let me put it this way. It was this close,
[ ], to sucking.

I don't know why. It was probably because of the change of directors. Maybe David Yates was a bad director.

Or maybe it was because of the excluded scenes. Some examples are:

1. They cut the scene where Hermione and Ron become prefects.

2. The scene where Harry and co. meets Neville's parents and see their old Dark Arts teacher, Gilderoy Lockhart.

3. There was no Quidditch match. What the hell?

And Voldemort (I'm not afraid saying his name or in this case, typing it) looked terrible. He could have at least made himself more presentable. I mean, Voldy had no hair. He could do with some Beijing 101. And where's his nose? I'm telling you this Voldy, go for a nose job. Even though you're dead.

AOL session

2007-12-14T19:18:00.000+08:00

Last night, the four of us, Me, Lorenz, Charles and Lansky went to Lasnky's house. Lorenz and Lansky treated us to two bottles of Pepsi. 1.5 litres. When we were done eating, Charles and me went inside the toilet to sing. Sing?! We didn't know what came to our systems. I think we lost our minds. Anyway, here are some songs we covered in our AOL session:

Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
This ain't a scene, it's an arms race - Fall Out Boy
False Pretense - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

and some other songs, I forgot. Our favorite was Famous Last Words. It was the only song we sang with feelings. LOL.

Trip ko lang (Just wanted to put these)

2007-12-12T22:16:00.000+08:00

A couple of photos I posted to pass time. Click to enlarge

Models:
Charles
Lorenz
Lansky
Pe Thet
Dinell

Photos taken by yours truly

My Chemical Romance is performing right now!

2007-12-11T20:50:00.000+08:00

MCR's in MAX Pavillion right now, right at this very moment, performing in front of thousands of people. I envy them. I haven't got a ticket. sheet. I wish I'm watching them now instead of writing this. It's their first time here. What if they only come here after a long time? Like 5 years or something like that. NOOOOO!!!

Waited for MCR and what HUGE disappointment it was. Not to mention, BOKYA

2007-12-11T17:21:00.000+08:00

Yesterday we went to Changi Airport to wait for My Chemical Romance. I researched and learned that they were to arrive at 3 25 pm. Turns out, there were also some people who were waiting for them. We weren't the only ones. What made us so sure? Well, some of them were wearing MCR t-shirts. We waited and still no sign of them. We decided that they were bastards. They didn't show. Maybe they had another exit. But where? So we just left. What a HUGE disappointment. And this English chick who looks gothic asked Charles or Lorenz to take a photo with her. We're not really sure.

2007-12-09T21:03:00.001+08:00

People who made my life YPS a little bit less boring.

1. Lorenz
Lorenz had all the chicks. When his hair was long, Mr Kumar once told him, "Some people may say you look handsome in that haircut, but it's time to cut your hair. One of the two most handsome boys in YPS.

2. Charles
The God of Graceful smiles. The self-proclaimed Rated R prefect. Other half of the two most handsome boys in YPS. Really attracts girls.

3. Lansky
Small but terrible. Handsome but not as handsome as Charles and Lorenz.

4. Pe Thet (Ash Martin)
Says he's 13 but he's really 14. Addicted to green tea and wrestling. Imitated countless wrestlers like Edge, Randy Orton, Mr Kennedy, Undertaker but is most famous by his wrestling name, Eugene. The biggest wrestling fanatic I know.

5. Joshua
The only other Filipino in 6-Hope. Well, half-Filipino. Great scout. My first ally in my struggle in YPS. My best mate if Lorenz and Charles aren't there.

6. Ermanda
If I remember clearly, he's the first pupil in YPS to talk to me. Nice.

7. Melvin
He's the first left-handed Indian I met. And he's the only one in 6-Hope who puts a puttu on his forehead.

8. Pan Hui
Although I never knew you that well... I don't know. Thanks For The Memories!

9. Mdm. Kuek
"Sickening!" as she always says but she's kind. Coolest teacher in YPS, I think. And the time she threw Troy's chair, bag and desk... That was AWESOME!

10. Dianne
Ah, annoys me in Mother Tongue period. One of the only people I can talk to in Malay class. (Better than waiting for the Mother Tongue period to end by staring at a wall). If you want a good laugh, go see her. She'll tell you all about her cool friend who's actually a cover boy. One of my CME buddies.

11. Leah
Dianne's sidekick. She's also one the people who I can talk to. She doesn't annoy me. One of my CME buddies.

12. Shabab
The coolest Bangla I've ever met. Cool. He's a genius, everybody knows that. Uncle Bush. One of the only people I can talk to in Indian class. (I got transfered from Malay to Indian class) One of my CME buddies.

13. Jhan Ric
The English pro and the only Filipino in 6P. Sucks in speaking Tagalog. Has a reputation because of his piece.

14. Jhearic
A gay. Looks into cubicles when someone's doing their business. He did that to me. And I'm not very fond of people like that. Who would?

15. Mr Kumar
Ah, this bloke is notorious for his temper. He's Public Enemy Number One in YPS. Everybody HATES this guy. The mere sight of him sends people running but when he gives you the scowl of terror, you're dead. "Hey, you better cut your hair," he always says to me. But I thank him for adding some variety to my everyday routine in YPS. An example...

We were lining up to get to out classrooms. As I'm sure you know, at this moment it noisy. Everybody talks and screams. I was whispering to Khairulnizam that time. Mr K saw me told me to shut my mouth. OF ALL THE PEOPLE THERE, he took it out on me. There were so many people shouting, I was only whispering and he decided to take it out on me. fcuk.

16. Ashwariya
Fun annoying when you've got nobody to talk to in Tamil class. One of my CME buddies.

17. Ashwini
Same as the reason above. One of my CME buddies.

18. Muntaha
Provides me and Shabab good laughs at times when we're really bored. Can be real killjoy. One of my CME buddies

19. Cornelius
Mr. Pro. Mr Distinctive. Future Einstein. I'm glad he became head prefect. He's the best.

20. Gabriel
The very first prefect to apprehend me. I was late to go to the assembly after recess. But when you ask him, he will always slap you a five.

21. Zheng Yu
Without her and if she didn't like Charles, I wouldn't be able to tease Charles. One of the prefects who interrogated to me before my first date with Mr Kumar.

22. Liyi
Without her and if she didn't like Charles, I wouldn't be able to tease Charles. Interrogated me along with ZY. She also says the pledge and the pupils' creed with MUCH enthusiasm.

23. Timothy
Fun to mock. Doesn't know where he's from and doesn't know his race. Probably has the biggest piece in YPS. How do we know? He showed me and Shabab. LOL! Bigger than Jhan Ric's. One of my CME buddies.

24. Hong Siang
We call him Bob. Nice guy.

25. Ms Lee
Gives Charles, Lorenz and me errands in Mother Tongue.

26. Merin
Without her, I wouldn't be able to tease Charles.

27. EM3
2+2=7

28. Dhipan
Damn pro in English. Absorbs heat fast.

28. Ramesh
Can be really annoying. Told us the real meaning of "Don't judge a book by it's cover."

29. Mayresh
Rabid Wolverine.

30. Khairulnizam
A real heart-throb.

31. Mdm Lee
Has the knack to make every single lesson boring no matter what. Still, I think she's a little bit cool.

32. The whole Higher Malay Class
I love all of you even though I don't. I had nothing to do there. Every single period, it was excruciatingly boring.

33. The whole Tamil Class
I love this class. It's so fun.

34. Mrs Gana
Thanks for scolding us for whispering and not allowing us to go to the library.

35. Mrs Morgan
Thanks for being a better Tamil teacher than Mrs Gana.

36. Mrs Chew
Thanks for stripping off my title.

37. Mrs Chan Kwai Foong
Thanks for hating every, well not every but most of the foreigners. I also thank you for stripping me off my title. Thank you for being the 'best' principal in the history of YPS.

38. My class
Even though I didn't like my class, I'd like to thank everyone in it even the ones that I don't really thank.

39. Uncle Sam
For showing us a magic trick and for giving us tips in kicking Pe Thet's ass. Example: Flick a rubber band at Pe thet's piece.

40. The security guard that can speak a little bit of Tagalog.
He's cool and friendly.

41. Mr. Sim
For getting angry at his own chair.

42. Troy
For being a clown. I won't forget the smell of his breath.

43. Chen Lin
For constantly annoying me.

44. Mr. Law
Gave me a prize for being the "Quietest in Class" when he took over. Quietest in class? I think he doesn't know me. I'm the exact opposite. Cool teacher. Doesn't teach at all. It's all freestyle.

45. Mrs Thio
For forcing us to play Scrabble.

46. Mr. Vasu
Offered me a free hair cut.

If I forget anyone, I'll add them soon...

Gerard Way doing some insane things

2007-12-06T16:50:00.000+08:00

Gerard Way of MCR singing Umbrella by Rihanna. I don't really like the song much but with Gerard Way singing it, the song's Way better.

Gerard Way kissing his fellow band member, Frank Lero. It's Way disgusting and amusing at the same time. They aren't gay or anything. They just did that for fun. For fun? Kissing another one of your sex is fun? fcuk.

Probably the WORST VIDEO GAME EVER!

2007-12-04T20:34:00.000+08:00

Some of you from YPS might remember that NorthView Secondary School came to YPS to give a talk. And if you remember, their niche is in games. So they gave free game CDs, to use in your computer.

I was actually foolish enough to play it. If you don't have a computer, you're saved from this TEDIOUS game. No, it's DIABOLICAL. here are some photos of the game... (click to enlarge)

This is the title screen

This is the place where you go to levels

LEVEL 1: VALUE-ADDED RACING

LEVEL 2: AWARD-WINNING TEACHERS MAZE

LEVEL 3: CCA LOGOS

Value Added Racing is like your average racing game. Just drive around collecting the logos.

Award-Winning Teachers is like Pac-Man. Eat all the dots.

CCA Logos is INCREDIBLY SIMPLE. You just collect as many CCA logos as you can.

Sectumsempra

2007-12-03T18:35:00.000+08:00

Who's this guy? Who the heck does he think he is?

He's actually the bloke who played Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies. How come he looks younger in this pic? And watch out for that wand, he might cast a spell on you. SECTUMSEMPRA! lol.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

2007-12-03T18:28:00.000+08:00

I just finished reading my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It was cool. Finished reading it at about 3.30 in the morning. Gnarly.

My copy is the US edition, this one.

Not the UK version, this one.

I think the US version's cover is better. And you know what they say, always judge a book by it's cover. Not NEVER but ALWAYS.

Famous Last Words - MCR

2007-12-01T23:13:00.000+08:00

My Chemical Romance's music video of their single, Famous Last Words.

I had nothing better to do, so I put it.

TASR video

2007-11-29T16:25:00.000+08:00

This is my TASR video. It's just a bunch of pictures of Lansky, Me, Lorenz and Charles. Hope you watch it.

180 & 183 party: The Aftermath (Pe Thet's underwear photoshoot)

2007-11-26T20:35:00.000+08:00

Charles's family and Lansky's family left at about 12. 30 am. Pe Thet can't take the bus so he stayed overnight at our house.

After the party... nah. just let these pictures explain what happened.

Yeah, that's right. Pe Thet's gone crazy. He's imitating a certain wrestler, namely Randy Orton.

180 & 183 party:The Adventure

2007-11-26T20:22:00.001+08:00

On the same night of the party, Charles and I went out to ride our bikes. We only intended to cycle for a short time but we ended up in Yishun. (I live beside CanberraPS) For me, that's far. We followed the route of bus 859. When we reached YPS, we were tired. I didn't bring my wallet so I didn't have a single cent. Charles only had $1.80 with him. So I borrowed money from him and bought ourselves milos. Cool.

By now, we didn't want to go back. But we needed to so we forced ourselves. We were starting to go back when something happened to my bike's wheel. I kicked it but to no avail. Charles kicked it and it was running again. It was no match for Charles's foot. Haha. When we got back to my house, we drank a lot of Coke, the perfect way to quench your thirst. And then I let out a massive burp. Gnarly.

We started at 8.25 and returned at 10.10 . cool.

180 & 183 party

2007-11-26T19:49:00.000+08:00

Last Friday there was a party. In our house. I dunno why but I think it's because Lorenz got 180 and Charles got 183 in their PSLE. Cool right?

People who were there

My family
Lorenz's family
Charles's family
Lansky's family
Pe Thet
Dad's friends etc.

Anyway, the party was gnarly. Here are some photos,

Pe Thet and Lansky in a basketball court

Lansky solo

Nobody

People huddled near a bench

Pe Thet, drunk

Using guitar as table to play UNO

My sister

To all Charles and Pe Thet fans out there

Beh

228. Son of a biscuit! That's freaking low.

2007-11-22T16:02:00.000+08:00

Well, the title is lame and so was PSLE results day. It was lame. Freaking lame. It was every P6ers nightmare. Liu Hao came to school today. I haven't seen him since November 9, PSLE Science. And I also saw Jia Wei. Enough of this lameness.

Here are the people who are damn power siia.

1st in the whole damn school: Tok See Teng (274)
She was like all smiles.

2nd in the whole damn school: Li Jun Shuo (265)
He was like 'Yes!'.

3rd in the whole damn school: Cornelius Tan Jung Heng (263)
He was like the pro.

I thought for sure that Cornelius was first and Shabab was second and See Teng was 3rd.

Lorenz got 180 and Charles got 183. They're probably one of the highest in their class.

If you have to know what I felt when I was about to get my results, I wasn't scared. I was very scared. So there.

The highest was a malay girl who's score was 294. Congratulations to her. That's a lot compared to last year's which was 281. That was by Rebecca M.R.J. of Raffles Girls' Primary School.

And the lowest is 87.

Wait, is 294 possible? Out of 300, you only get 6 mistakes? What the hell?! The brain is a very curious thing...

And I only got 228. sh*t.

2007-11-21T15:39:00.000+08:00

Ok, now it's official

2007-11-21T00:11:00.001+08:00

Now that it's 12:12 AM, it's officially November 21, 2007. 1 day before PSLE results day. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's catastrophic!
It's nefarious!
It's wicked!
It's treacherous!
It's, It's... whatever. All we know is that it's horrid day. Good Luck To y'all!

Minutes To Midnight

2007-11-20T23:49:00.000+08:00

No, I'm not talking about Linkin Park's latest album, Minutes To Midnight. It really is minutes away before midnight. It's minutes away before a day ends and another one starts. Minutes before the start of November 21, 2007. The day before the treacherous PSLE results day. Oh no! What am I going to do?! All the best of luck to you all! But here's the cover of the album. It's cool.

Linkin Park Rocks!

Happy Birthday

2007-11-18T14:53:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, Nov. 17, 2007, was Mr. Sim's bday. That was cool. Happy Birthday to him. Maybe that's the reason Zheng Yu and co. made a party. Or maybe it's just because they were celebrating the year end because there weren't any cheeseburgers. The party was cool. The people who were there were I think...

Pe Thet
Lorenz
Charles
Me

Well that's for sure.. and...

Bing Han
Tee Tian
Wen Xin
Kai Ming
Hui Yang
Zheng Yu
Hong Ting
Hak yee
Merin
Amy
Gerard who has an alliance with the Black Parade
Eng Chuan
Jason
Jin Yang
Don Tham's girlfriend who is Jing Yi
Zheng Yu's parents
Merin's mom

So there were only three races, Chinese (the majority), Filipino and Myanmarese.

Is mrs chan really 55 years old?

2007-11-17T13:30:00.000+08:00

Ok, yesterday was nothing. It was lame. Prize Giving Day is such a bore. It sucks. But we did find out an awful truth about Mrs Chan. I'm gonna ask you, how old do you think she is? I think she's like 60-70. Yeah something like that. But you know what she said? She said she's 55 years old. Does she look like 55 to you? I can't believe it. 55? What a joke.

And congratulations again to all the prize winners, who won a trophy from EMITROPHIES (S) PTE LTD. Especially to Charles who won the Model Pupil of the Year award.

If you want to pay them a visit,they're in 37 Lorong 23 Geylang #09-01 Yu Li Industrial Building Singapore 388371.

If you want to contact them, their telephone # is 6747 3732 and their fax is 6743 7954.

Some events

2007-11-14T21:41:00.000+08:00

For the past few days, many things happened and I wasn't able to write them so here they are.

Sunday, November 11 2007,

POOL

It was the Philippine World Pool Championship Finals.
Roberto "Superman" Gomez (Philippines) VS Daryl "The Dazzler" Peach (England)

Race to 17

Every Filipino wanted Gomez to win but unfortunately, he didn't. It was a close match with the score 17-15.
And I didn't get to watch it because... see below

BASKETBALL

Sunday, November 11, 2007

I went to a basketball match in the Singapore Indoor Stadium.
It was Singapore Men's team VS Team Philippines.
We won. The score was 90-42. Don't believe me? Here's the proof.
LOL!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

We went to Jurong Stadium to watch another basket ball match. Team Philippines VS Singapore Slingers We won, again. The score was 100-93. Haha. I thought we were gonna lose. And these irritating girls were cheering for the Singapore Slingers. When we score, they're always silent. Haha!
Here are some pictures: Click to enlarge
Threesome. I'm ugly. If you enlarge, The time is 6.40 pm

Us with some people and the Alex Crisano, the basketball player.
Still ugly. (Me)

What the hell? I'm so ugly

The only part of my body that can be seen is my ugly face. There's Charles but Lorenz was covered.

THE MASTERMIND

2007-11-14T14:01:00.000+08:00

SO I FINALLY KNOW WHO WAS THE MASTERMIND
BEHIND THE CHANGE OF RANKS INCIDENT. IT WAS
MISS CHEW! HOW DID I KNOW? MDM. KUEK TOLD
ME.

Viva La Raza!

2007-11-13T16:02:00.000+08:00

Eddie Guerrero
October 9, 1967 - November 13, 2005

Today's the 2nd death anniversary of Eddie Guerrero. He was a great WWE superstar. He will never be forgotten. Viva La Raza!

Burning the midnight oil

2007-11-11T00:51:00.000+08:00

So what if I burn it? We have plenty of light bulbs here at home. Why am I up so late? The time now is 12: 53 am. Cool! Lorenz is beside me, listening to songs in his Pepsi ipod that he won in a KFC competition. Here's a picture of it

Awesome right? All I can say is that he has immense luck. He's one of the 15 people in Singapore who won them.
And behind it is an mp3.

The Golden Rule and Karma

2007-11-09T15:33:00.000+08:00

Alright, as I'm sure you know, in every religion there is a Golden Rule. It's like Don't do to others what you don't want to be done to you (is it correct?) or something like that. Karma is the same. It's like Do good things and good things happen. Do bad things and bad things happen.

Get it? OK,the reason I put this is because recently some of our footwear have been disappearing.
Even my brother's and father's. Somebody's been stealing our shoes and slippers. And it happened not once, but twice. I was a bit angry coz i was somewhat fond of those NIKE slippers. The thief stole my father's Vans slips-ons and his NIKE slippers. As for my brother, the thief stole his NIKE slippers too. I don't wish to write any vulgarities so I'll just resort to writing less offensive words and asterisks - *.

So today, my mom saw a man walking around the front of our house and our neighbours' too. He was inspecting at the shoe racks and he was actually touching the shoes. So now I know who's the f***ing culprit. As far as I know he's a bastard, an ass**** and a f***er. I wanted to punch him hard on the nose but f***ing violence doesn't get you anywhere. I'll just keep my shoes inside the house.

I sure hope the Golden Rule takes effect.

Some AWESOME people

2007-11-09T15:20:00.000+08:00

Congratulations to these people who, as I said, are really AWESOME!

1st in class: Ermanda
2nd in class: Muntaha
3rd in class: Sabrina

Best in Conduct: Troy

Best in Progress: Nurhaini

There's one word to describe today's events. Boring. We spent the whole day trapped in the library. During Mother Tongue period, Me , Lorenz and Charles spent our CME in the conference room playing scrabble. Scrabble is a tedious and frustrating game.

Filipino pride

2007-11-08T15:45:00.000+08:00

Whoa! Filipinos are gaining wide popularity around the world! Don't believe me?

Well for a start, Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical 1 and High School Musical 2 has Filipino blood in her.

Some other people with Filipino Blood;

Dante Basco, who provided the voice for Jake Long of American Dragon and Prince Zuko of Avatar: The Last Airbender. He's Filipino-American.

David Michael Bautista Jr. a.k.a. Batista who is a professional wrestler from the WWE. He is Filipino-Greek.

Nicole Sherzinger, lead vocalist of the Pussy Cat Dolls. She is Filipino-American, born to Filipino father and Hawaiian/Russian mother.

Allen Pineda, member of the hiphop group, The Black Eyed Peas. He is Filipino-American, born to Filipina mother and a African American father.

Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler a.k.a. Enrique Iglesias, who is a singer. I like his song, Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) on the album, Insomniac. Spanish father and Filipina mother.

Robert Michael Schneider a.k.a. Rob Schneider, actor and comedian. Jewish father, half-Filipina mother.

There's so many more and I'm getting tired listing these so I'm gonna stop. And it's never my intention to brag.

Happy Deepavali!

2007-11-08T15:27:00.000+08:00

Today's Deepavali, The Festival of Light. To all the Hindus, Jains and Sikhs out there, Happy Deepavali!